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I went to the supermarket the other day and here’s one of the coupons I got at the checkout.

Excluding products prohibited by law? What? I can’t use this coupon next week when I stop by Schnucks to stock up on crack, automatic firearms, and black market kidneys? Dang!

I laughed so hard that I cried. Literally.

You’ve been warned.

Something Awful Science Fair SWAT

On the way home from work today, I was waiting at an intersection to make a right turn while the oncoming left turn traffic passed by. The last vehicle was a FedEx truck that was going along pretty fast as if to squeak by before losing the right of way. As the truck was finishing it’s turn and I started my turn, I noticed a small brown box skidding in my direction from the center of the intersection just before it hit the concrete island between the main road and my right turn lane. As I merged onto the road, the FedEx truck came to a stop in front of me and the driver jumped out and started running back to where the liberated package had come to a rest. Oops!

Here is a list of April Fools gags that various websites are pulling on their users today.

• The smart masses at Think Geek have added a variety of great new products to their catalog like Wireless Extension Cords and the iZilla Media Monster
• Homestar Runner is upside down.
• The Homestar Runner Wiki has “reverted” from using MediaWiki to using WikkiTikkiTavi to run the site. [RetroLink]
• Slashdot has changed its color scheme in an attempt to draw more female readers. They are also running a variety of foolish news stories.
• Mac OS X Hints is carrying the announcement of the 30th Anniversary Mac—the Mac miniTower.
• Lifehacker becomes Deathhacker and now provides tips on how to “geek to survive” the recent zombie invasion.
• Google introduces Google Romance.

[Update]

• Teeveepedia - The TV Encyclopedia.
• Yahoo goes all out and buys all of Web 2.0.
• Ask.com introduces RhymeRank.

Find any other cool April Fools jokes on the internet? Post them in the comments.

[This was just too much geeky fun to pass up!]

First, we note that Girls require Time and Money:

And, as we all know, “time is money”:

Therefore:

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Therefore:

Q.E.D.