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I went to the supermarket the other day and here’s one of the coupons I got at the checkout.

Save $1.00

Excluding products prohibited by law? What? I can’t use this coupon next week when I stop by Schnucks to stock up on crack, automatic firearms, and black market kidneys? Dang!

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I laughed so hard that I cried. Literally.

You’ve been warned.

Something Awful Science Fair SWAT

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On the way home from work today, I was waiting at an intersection to make a right turn while the oncoming left turn traffic passed by. The last vehicle was a FedEx truck that was going along pretty fast as if to squeak by before losing the right of way. As the truck was finishing it’s turn and I started my turn, I noticed a small brown box skidding in my direction from the center of the intersection just before it hit the concrete island between the main road and my right turn lane. As I merged onto the road, the FedEx truck came to a stop in front of me and the driver jumped out and started running back to where the liberated package had come to a rest. Oops!

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Here is a list of April Fools gags that various websites are pulling on their users today.

[Update]

Find any other cool April Fools jokes on the internet? Post them in the comments.

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[This was just too much geeky fun to pass up!]

First, we note that Girls require Time and Money:

Girls = Time × Money

And, as we all know, “time is money”:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money × Money
Girls = Money^2

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)^2
Girls = Evil

Q.E.D.

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