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If you…

1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

I suppose I’d want to serve some of my favorite foods, so the restaurant would probably have to serve both Mexican and Chinese foods. An odd combination, I know, but I’m eclectic like that. Maybe it could be a one-stop international restaurant featuring foods from around the world. If you’re in the mood for Thai, but your date is feeling more Indian, then you could just come to my restaurant and get both. Hmmm… Packaged exotic and individualistic… how American.

2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

I’d probably sell LotR collectables. And lightsabers. … It would probably have to be an eBay store.

3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be?

I’ll probably end up writing a book about courtship someday… someday far in the future when I actually have it figured out.

4. …ran a school, what would you teach?

Chemistry. Maybe some Physics too. And someday I want my church to put together a computer lab so that we can offer free computer training classes (and host LAN parties for the youth).

5. …recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

Oh, this is too easy. I’m already in a non-existent experimental rock band called The Mummified Popes. We’re The Saints of Experimental Rock! Our first album is going to be called “I’ll Break Your Buddha”.

What was…

1. …your first grade teacher’s name?

::blank stare::

2. …your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

Probably G.I. Joe or He-Man

3. …the name of your very first best friend?

Jeremy

4. …your favorite breakfast cereal?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I think. (And still one of my favs!)

5. …your favorite thing to do after school?

Play with my toys, of course.

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? And now I have the audacity to come back with just a Friday Five? Yeah… Get the pitchforks and torches. I’ll understand.

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.

1. Milk
2. Salad
3. Cans of root beer
4. Orange juice
5. Sweet & sour mix

2. Name five things in your freezer.

1. Ground beef
2. Chicken
3. Egg-rolls
4. Fish fillets
5. Frozen peas

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.

1. Dish detergent
2. Towels
3. Garbage bags
4. Sponges
5. All-purpose surface cleaner

4. Name five things around your computer.

1. Subscription vouchers for the symphony tickets that I exchanged after coming down with a 24-hour bug last weekend
2. A tape of the 2001 Advent chapel service (featuring a very dramatic reading of Ezekiel 1) that I bought yesterday
3. The phone bill, which is waiting to be paid
4. A pencil
5. An invitation to a baby shower (for twins)

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

1. Pain relievers
2. Nasal decongestant
3. Bug spray
4. Sun-block
5. Toothpaste

1. What vehicle do you drive?

1998 Dodge Neon Sport

2. How long have you had it?

Since January 1998

3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle?

It’s sexy

4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?

The sunroof, which has been completely replaced twice and repaired on several other occasions, is broken once again.

5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now?

hmmm… maybe a VW Passat, or an AEROCAR 2000

1. When was the last time you laughed?

Just a few minutes ago while watching “King of the Hill”.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?

I’m not sure. I don’t argue often.

3. Who was the last person you emailed?

Cory

4. When was the last time you bathed?

This morning. Well, technically, that was a shower.

5. What was the last thing you ate?

A soft pretzel… yum!