1. Brush your teeth?

Twice

2. Shower?

Once, occasionally twice (if I get dirty after the first).

3. Check your E-mail?

Constantly.

4. Check LJ Facebook?

At least twice, and probably too much!

5. Eat?

3 meals plus a snack or two.

Serious superhero: Batman
Unserious superhero: The Tick

2. If you could have any superpower what would it be?

The ability to fly and shoot energy bolts from my hands.

3. What would your super outfit look like?

Something like this:

sketch by Rupert Pyle

4. What would your super villain/nemesis be like?

My twin brother whose powers are (appropriately) identical to my own and who has been turned evil by a secretive evil genius as part of his hidden master plan for universal domination.

5. What would your catch phrase/calling card be?

Hmmm… a battle-cry… any suggestions?

Sprint PCS. 300 anytime minutes, unlimited nights & weekends (beginning at 8pm)

2. What program do you primarily use for instant messaging?

Apple iChat, which gives me access to the AIM network and the Yahoo Messenger network via a Jabber transport (which wasn’t the easiest thing to set up). The audio-conferencing is great, and someday when I have a faster computer and an iSight, I’ll be able to do video-conferencing too.

3. Who do you send and receive text messages from most?

Text messaging is for 1053r5.

4. What area code do you live in?

314

5. What year did you first get an e-mail address and do you still use it?

I got my first email address—from AOL—probably somewhere around 1995-1996. I of course don’t have that address anymore, and I only have a vague recollection of what it was. However, my current email address has been around for a number of years now.

I used to play the clarinet a long time ago. Not as long ago I took guitar lessons. So the answer is, no, I don’t so much “play” an instrument… anymore.

2. If you could choose to play an instrument what would it be?

The clarinet and the wood frog. (Sounding familiar to anyone yet?)

3. If you were in a band, what would your bandís name be?

I’m already in a band: The Mummified Popes. Granted, it’s a non-existent, imaginary band whose only members are me and my friend Kevin who lives in Delaware now.

4. What type of music would your band play?

We’re “the saints of experimental rock”, which means we play whatever the heck we want to play, and no matter how horrible it sounds, we can still call it music.

5. Would you continue to be good for years to come, or would you and your band end up in Branson playing for bus loads of elderly?

Experimental rock is neither good for any length of time, nor good for the elderly. We’d probably get run out of Branson.

I have a few picture frames, but mostly my pictures stay in digital form.

2. Digital camera, disposable, or point-and-click?

Digital. Canon PowerShot A70.

3. What facial expression (of yours) is usually captured in pictures?

A simple smile.

4. What’s your favorite picture and why?

My favorite picture is of Jed, Megan, Wendy, and I playing Trivial Pursuit as a team. I think Beth took the picture while playing on the opposing team. The picture is nothing spectacular, except that it reminds me of having a good time with good friends.

5. Do you take the picture after you say “1, 2, 3″, or after you say “2″ and right when you say “3″, or do you use another method or not count?

I don’t count. I just take the picture. … Except when taking ID photos at work. In that case I take the picture right on 3.

1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

I suppose I’d want to serve some of my favorite foods, so the restaurant would probably have to serve both Mexican and Chinese foods. An odd combination, I know, but I’m eclectic like that. Maybe it could be a one-stop international restaurant featuring foods from around the world. If you’re in the mood for Thai, but your date is feeling more Indian, then you could just come to my restaurant and get both. Hmmm… Packaged exotic and individualistic… how American.

2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

I’d probably sell LotR collectables. And lightsabers. … It would probably have to be an eBay store.

3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be?

I’ll probably end up writing a book about courtship someday… someday far in the future when I actually have it figured out.

4. …ran a school, what would you teach?

Chemistry. Maybe some Physics too. And someday I want my church to put together a computer lab so that we can offer free computer training classes (and host LAN parties for the youth).

5. …recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

Oh, this is too easy. I’m already in a non-existent experimental rock band called The Mummified Popes. We’re The Saints of Experimental Rock! Our first album is going to be called “I’ll Break Your Buddha”.

1. …your first grade teacher’s name?

::blank stare::

2. …your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

Probably G.I. Joe or He-Man

3. …the name of your very first best friend?

Jeremy

4. …your favorite breakfast cereal?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I think. (And still one of my favs!)

5. …your favorite thing to do after school?

Play with my toys, of course.

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.

1. Milk
2. Salad
3. Cans of root beer
4. Orange juice
5. Sweet & sour mix

2. Name five things in your freezer.

1. Ground beef
2. Chicken
3. Egg-rolls
4. Fish fillets
5. Frozen peas

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.

1. Dish detergent
2. Towels
3. Garbage bags
4. Sponges
5. All-purpose surface cleaner

4. Name five things around your computer.

1. Subscription vouchers for the symphony tickets that I exchanged after coming down with a 24-hour bug last weekend
2. A tape of the 2001 Advent chapel service (featuring a very dramatic reading of Ezekiel 1) that I bought yesterday
3. The phone bill, which is waiting to be paid
4. A pencil
5. An invitation to a baby shower (for twins)

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.

1. Pain relievers
2. Nasal decongestant
3. Bug spray
4. Sun-block
5. Toothpaste

1998 Dodge Neon Sport

2. How long have you had it?

Since January 1998

3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle?

It’s sexy

4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?

The sunroof, which has been completely replaced twice and repaired on several other occasions, is broken once again.

5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now?

hmmm… maybe a VW Passat, or an AEROCAR 2000

Just a few minutes ago while watching “King of the Hill”.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?

I’m not sure. I don’t argue often.

3. Who was the last person you emailed?

Cory

4. When was the last time you bathed?

This morning. Well, technically, that was a shower.

5. What was the last thing you ate?

A soft pretzel… yum!