[This was just too much geeky fun to pass up!]

First, we note that Girls require Time and Money:

Girls = Time × Money

And, as we all know, “time is money”:

Time = Money

Therefore:

Girls = Money × Money
Girls = Money^2

And because “money is the root of all evil”:

Money = √Evil

Therefore:

Girls = (√Evil)^2
Girls = Evil

Q.E.D.

6 Responses to “Proof that Girls are Evil”
  1. Sharla says:

    That is great! I’m going to pass that along to my math friends.

    By the way, I stumbled upon your blog by searching for Step Mania song downloads. I’m trying to figure out why your site came up. Unless some are available somewhere and I’m just not seeing them?? Oh well…I like your blog. Nice find, even if it wasn’t what I was looking for, heh.

  2. Suzanne says:

    Sharla,

    Steve’s site probably came up in your search because he is the KING of Step Mania. He is the only librarian I know with his step mania perfect scores posted on his office wall.

    Suzanne

    p.s. as a woman who has worked her husband through one degree, soon to be two degrees- boys = money! You need to correct your formula accordingly, please.

  3. Steve says:

    I’m not sure that there’s an exact equivalency between boys and money. I’m pretty sure that there should be some other factors in there. What those factors are, I don’t know.

  4. Yuki says:

    just as long as we all agree that boys and girls are different than men and women

  5. Sharla says:

    On the wall, eh? ^^

    My friend Brandon is awesome at DDR and Step Mania too. He used 2 dance pads at once actually on DDR the other day.

    So Steve…do you use the dance pads ever or just the keyboard? My fingers are quicker, but it’s fun to try to do it with your feet too. Although I can’t do it very long lol.

  6. Steve says:

    It’s not really DDR unless you have a dance pad! I have a Cobalt Flux, which is totally awesome. Playing on a pad is also a great workout.

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